Friday, January 30, 2009

Prodigal Twins Unite At Long Last!

I cannot express fully my delight and dismay at discovering that there's a film in production starring both Toby Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal. Finally. For years I've been confusing the two. I mean, is there any difference between them? Are they even separate humans? Like Latoya and Michael (though the human part is debatable) - have the two ever been seen together? Lord knows I haven't seen them together at the same time. But then I've never seen them apart, either. And that's just as scary...

Nevertheless, Tobey and his separated-at-birth twin Jake are to star in a new film called Brothers. Oh. Okay. That's not so interesting now. I mean they already look like siblings. Surely the real acting challenge would be to play totally unrelated characters or, even better, mother and son. Now THAT would be interesting.

In other gripping news, I booked that "creepy presense" role for 90210. Look out for another Emery creep crawling across your screens soon. I was also briefly put on hold for a "scary-looking, downright unpleasant convict" on Cold Case, but "they went another way". Ah well.

If anyone knows which way they went, please point me in the right direction. Maybe there's time to catch up. I can be scary and, now that the rent is due, I'm downright unpleasant!

3 comments:

  1. Maguire and Gyllenhaal in the same movie? Wow. As for the mother and son role (that would indeed be interesting, haha)... who would play the mother? I vote Magurie. (He has the more feminine face of the two, in my opinion.)

    I knew deep down that you would get that role on 90210. Though that show makes me cringe, I'll watch it but you better be damn creepy. ;) Wish I could help you out on Cold Case, but I really have no idea what direction they might have taken. o.0

    *goes back into a dark corner to ponder*

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  2. *blinks* Maguire and Gyllenhaal? Yeah... I guess they look pretty similar. I'd never really thought about it before. Then again, this is coming from the person who gets Brad Pitt and Matt Damon confused, heh...

    I'm with Bree on the 90210 thing... you'll make it worth it for us, right Gid?

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  3. "went another way." always have hated that comment.

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