Sunday, November 12, 2006

The Incredible Breakfast Band

Once in a while, a breakfast aspires to become something more.
Occasionally it enlists another meal and calls itself "brunch".
Very, very rarely indeed does it compose a song and shoot its own music video.

I present to you the curious (and possibly disturbing) footage of one such breakfast...

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Nokia Fork 3000

It's a techie world out there. Some gadgets make it. Some don't. Here's one that never quite caught on.

This is my response to those lame-o cellphone reviews that could do with a little more production value. And to the latest mobile must-have that really too clever to be functional.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

This is not the Lion King.

It was Halloween.

I carved a pumpkin.

This is my pumpkin.

I also visited the swarming mass of costumed folly that was Santa Monica Blvd. I followed (quite by accident) a g-stringed pair of buttocks and feathered angel wings into the merry throng. Even though I wasn't wearing a g-string myself, I felt horribly underdressed. There were men on stilts, squatting goblins, more than a few bees, an enormous tooth, V from Vendetta, a couple of Borats and our friends Cliff and Collette came as plug and socket. And yes, there were about half a million others, including 4 cops around a realistic looking cop car. Bit of a lame outfit, I thought. But then, they were real cops. I only came dressed as Gideon. And that's seriously lame.

Oh yeah. I should mention (and indeed just have) that I have a YouTube identity. Here's the link to my daft vids:
Link to my daft vids

Check out The Incredible Breakfast Band. It is incredibly silly.