Boarding now

As I sit to write this, I realise 3 things. One: LAX has the filthiest toilets I've ever encountered. I've visited cleaner lavs in Malawi. Two: If you're going to make an airport announcement in English, have someone who actually speaks the language do the honours. Three: if you want to use the public access internet terminal, just ask. Don't sit next to me sighing heavily and patting your legs with mounting irritation. It's not gonna make me get off any sooner. Sorry.

So yeah, I'm off to foreign climbes - Slovenia for a commercial. More later, but times running out and lady next to me become threatening...